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    David and Victoria Beckham have tabled a £300million bid for Newcastle United Football club.
    This came about when son Brooklyn said he wanted a cowboy outfit for christmas.
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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    mike ashley was seen at tesco's in Kingston Park the other day, where an old lady was struggling with her shopping. He approached the old lady and politely asked "can you manage luv"

    to which she replied "**** off and stick your job up your arse"
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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    • #3
      :d:d:d
      You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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      • #4
        Lol- kep them comming. You liking these Tony
        <i>Put back what you don't need.</i>

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