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  • For women with problems

    Do you have feelings of inadequacyDo you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about White Wine.

    White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
    your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
    just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with
    a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
    you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
    White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are
    pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who
    wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
    money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
    headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
    rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

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    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.

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    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

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    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
    are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    WARNING:
    The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

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    NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH
    RED WINE!!!
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

  • #2
    What ya reckon Keith ( in your capacity as wine buff on the site )
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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