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Two young chavs walk into perfume shop, walk up to the counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it:
'That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?'
'Yeah, what's it called?'
'Viens a moi.'
'VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?'
At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me'.
Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, 'That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come, to you, Cheryl?'
'That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?'
'Yeah, what's it called?'
'Viens a moi.'
'VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?'
At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me'.
Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, 'That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come, to you, Cheryl?'