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Subject: Marriage !
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> Class.............
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> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
> sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in
> the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
> Im sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
> to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
>
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
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> "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>
> Class.............
>
> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
> sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in
> the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
> Im sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
> to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
>
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>
> "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.