Football

[Tadpoleman]

teacher starts a new job at a school in Newcastle,
and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Toon fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Toon fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Toon fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Toon fan, then who do you support?"

I'm a Sunderland fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Sunderland fan?"

Because my mum and dad are from Seaham and my mum is a Sunderland fan and my dad is a Sunderland fan, so I'm a Sunderland fan too!"

Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone," that's no reason for you to be a Sunderland fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and
your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

a BORO fan miss

Sorry Jason pmsl

[RONVIK]

speaking of footy, now i just want to see spain batter the germans,then its been a good weekend...

[eddie t]

like it

[jason]

nice one bert i take it you have met the missus then LOL

[KeithB]

Thought you had a canny motor Jason, that explains it.

[jason]

my car seems to be a bit of a talking point due to the blacked out windows - sixfootsteve last week when i met him said it was a pimp mobile.

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

It wasn't just that Jason ,the fur coat and bling kind of gave the game away

[jason]

being from boro i thought it would have been the condoms in the school satchel.