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Terrorists (Dont know if its a joke or not)
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to
walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they
think it\'s okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show
support for all English women.
And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack of Stella or any similar beer at your side would be further
proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiments.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to
walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they
think it\'s okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show
support for all English women.
And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack of Stella or any similar beer at your side would be further
proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiments.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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