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A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth,
Can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth,
Can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf,
Can I see her tw*t'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's f**ny, pulls him out and plops him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth,
Can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth,
Can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf,
Can I see her tw*t'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's f**ny, pulls him out and plops him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
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