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Two blondes walk into a department store and up to the perfume counter to pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells.
\"That\'s quite nice innit, don\'t you fink Trace?\"
\"Yeah what\'s it called?\"
\"Viens a moi\"
\"Viens a moi, what the fack does that mean?\"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. \"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for \'come to me.\'\" Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey, saying, \"That doesn\'t smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?\"
\"That\'s quite nice innit, don\'t you fink Trace?\"
\"Yeah what\'s it called?\"
\"Viens a moi\"
\"Viens a moi, what the fack does that mean?\"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. \"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for \'come to me.\'\" Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey, saying, \"That doesn\'t smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?\"