Being British

[Mike.Haley]

Being British is about drivin a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on ya way home grabbin an Indian curry or a Turkish kebeb, to sit on a swedish sofa and watch American TV shows on a Japanese telly. And most of all being suspiciuos of anything foreign, Oh and..Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for thier prescriptions whilst healthy people get thier fags at the front of the shop.We might be British, but by hell were funny!

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Funny or stupid Mike ,I wonder sometimes

[Markie1]

Isn't it strange that clever observations like this are always funny