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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?, POLITICAL SATIRE
SAEED AL SAHAF - IRAQI HEAD OF INFORMATION. \"The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.\"
GEORGE W BUSH. \"We don\'t care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.\"
COLIN POWELL. \"Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the chicken crossing the road.\"
TONY BLAIR. \"I agree with George.\"
HANS BLIX. \"We have reason to believe that there is a chicken and it may have crossed the road, but we do not have access to the other side of the road at this time.\"
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. \" I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross all roads without having their motives brought into question.\"
GRANDPA. \"In my day, we didn\'t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If somebody told us the chicken crossed the road that was good enough for us.\"
DAVID BLUNKETT. \"What Chicken?\"
SIGMUND FREUD. \"The fact you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\"
BILL GATES. \"eChicken2004 will not only cross roads, but lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2004.\"
ALBERT EINSTEIN. \"Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?\"
SAEED AL SAHAF - IRAQI HEAD OF INFORMATION. \"The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.\"
GEORGE W BUSH. \"We don\'t care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.\"
COLIN POWELL. \"Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the chicken crossing the road.\"
TONY BLAIR. \"I agree with George.\"
HANS BLIX. \"We have reason to believe that there is a chicken and it may have crossed the road, but we do not have access to the other side of the road at this time.\"
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. \" I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross all roads without having their motives brought into question.\"
GRANDPA. \"In my day, we didn\'t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If somebody told us the chicken crossed the road that was good enough for us.\"
DAVID BLUNKETT. \"What Chicken?\"
SIGMUND FREUD. \"The fact you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\"
BILL GATES. \"eChicken2004 will not only cross roads, but lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2004.\"
ALBERT EINSTEIN. \"Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?\"
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