an 80yr old bloke walks into a catholic church and then into the confessional booth. he goes on to confess that the previous night he had made love to two 18yr old girls at the same time.
the priest asks him "when did you last confess your sins?"
"never have" replies the old boy. "im jewish"
"well why you telling me?" asks the priest.
"because im telling eveyone" he says.
the priest asks him "when did you last confess your sins?"
"never have" replies the old boy. "im jewish"
"well why you telling me?" asks the priest.
"because im telling eveyone" he says.