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Man to Wife
I've been thinking...
I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have
a hot delicious meal ready for me the second I walk in the door...
Afterwards while watching the football and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers then run my bath
...And when I'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
Wife
The funeral director?
I've been thinking...
I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have
a hot delicious meal ready for me the second I walk in the door...
Afterwards while watching the football and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers then run my bath
...And when I'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
Wife
The funeral director?