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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
> bedroom.
> "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about
> time we started swearing."
> The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
> The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast
> I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
> "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old
> what he wants for breakfast.
> "Oh, sh-t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco-Pops"
> WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
> kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes
> out.
> She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
> "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
> I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking
> Coco-Pops."
> bedroom.
> "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about
> time we started swearing."
> The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
> The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast
> I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
> "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old
> what he wants for breakfast.
> "Oh, sh-t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco-Pops"
> WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
> kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes
> out.
> She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
> "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
> I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking
> Coco-Pops."
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