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As he was walking home from work that afternoon, a young man bumps into a teenage girl who was crying uncontrollably. Concerned about the young lady's welfare and thinking if he could do anything to help, the man asks her what was wrong.
But all that the girl said was, "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" And, before he could ask another question, the girl runs past him, leaving him rather puzzled.
The man was rather weirded out, but continued on his way. As he was walking on, he meets three nuns who were all weeping. Touched by their tears, the man asks them what was wrong.
But all that they said was, "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" And, before he could ask another question, the nuns saunter past him, leaving him even more baffled.
Those ladies are nuts, he says to himself. He continues to walk. And then he hears a loud cry -- several loud cries in unison, rather -- and rushes towards the sound. He finds a large crowd of women gathered on the road, and all of them were weeping and wailing "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" Beset by extreme curiosity, he pushes past the women.
He finds a handsome young man, with a 20-inch phallus, dead on the road, the victim of a car accident.
No wonder they were crying, he tells himself, shaking his head. He continues on his way and decides not to mind the other crying women whom he meets on his way.
Nonetheless, he couldn't put the incident away from his mind. So, when he arrives home, he tells his wife about this curious story.
Suddenly, his wife drops on her knees and begins to wail: "OH NO! CHARLES IS DEAD! CHARLES IS DEAD!!!"
But all that the girl said was, "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" And, before he could ask another question, the girl runs past him, leaving him rather puzzled.
The man was rather weirded out, but continued on his way. As he was walking on, he meets three nuns who were all weeping. Touched by their tears, the man asks them what was wrong.
But all that they said was, "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" And, before he could ask another question, the nuns saunter past him, leaving him even more baffled.
Those ladies are nuts, he says to himself. He continues to walk. And then he hears a loud cry -- several loud cries in unison, rather -- and rushes towards the sound. He finds a large crowd of women gathered on the road, and all of them were weeping and wailing "Charles is dead! Charles is dead!" Beset by extreme curiosity, he pushes past the women.
He finds a handsome young man, with a 20-inch phallus, dead on the road, the victim of a car accident.
No wonder they were crying, he tells himself, shaking his head. He continues on his way and decides not to mind the other crying women whom he meets on his way.
Nonetheless, he couldn't put the incident away from his mind. So, when he arrives home, he tells his wife about this curious story.
Suddenly, his wife drops on her knees and begins to wail: "OH NO! CHARLES IS DEAD! CHARLES IS DEAD!!!"