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WOMEN\'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you\'ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don\'t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you\'re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You\'re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It\'s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You\'re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I\'ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you\'re really not going to like
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you\'ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don\'t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you\'re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You\'re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It\'s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You\'re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I\'ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you\'re really not going to like