Companies own brand condoms..

[Clare]

Imagine if all major businesses started making their own condoms, but kept their same slogan.

You\'d have:


Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike condoms - just do it

Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms - finger licking good

Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway condoms - lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - because life\'s complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - the real thing

Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can\'t stop

Burger king condoms - home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where\'s the pain

Flash condoms ! - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter

Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim

Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can\'t reach

Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole (a very poor seller!)

[Marc]

McDonalds Condoms - Do Do Do Do Do, I\'m Loving It.

[Edited on 21/5/2004 by Marc]

[Marc]

Pepsi Condoms - Dare For More

[Edited on 21/5/2004 by Marc]

[mark]

stella condoms - reassuringly expensive
Mcewans Best Scotch condoms - the one you\'ve got to come back for
Fray Bentos condoms - no lumps of fat or gristle, guaranteed
rowntrees fruit pastilles condoms - gotta chew
topic condoms - a hazlenut in every bite
brut condoms - splash it all over
milk marketing board condoms - full of goodness
canestan combi condoms - just pop one one in your mouth

better stop there, they ain\'t getting any better

[jason]

volkwagen(i think) - forskin dick technique

[mark]

why ddidn\'t I think of bounty condoms - have you tried it wet yet