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    jeremy beadle has died!!! lets all give him a big hand!

  • #2
    not in the best of taste, the poor guy has just died

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    • #3
      as have several others where jokes have appeared soon after on this site i didnt note any comments with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was a comedian first and foremost.

      apparently his funeral will be televised live from the crem, its gona be called "youve been flamed"

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      • #4
        mrs beadle doesnt know what to arrange for husbands funeral she would like a lavish send-off however a small finger buffet seems more appropriate!

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        • #5
          Doesn't take long does it, Keep them coming

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          • #6
            Originally posted by flatheed View Post
            as have several others where jokes have appeared soon after on this site i didnt note any comments with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was a comedian first and foremost.

            apparently his funeral will be televised live from the crem, its gona be called "youve been flamed"


            not offended in any way flatheeed, maybe the other ones did not bother me maybe this one did, its a forum i can leave my reply as i wish as can you post your joke just a bit quick off the mark. just dont find it funny



            cheers
            mark

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            • #7
              well why comment? what did you expect to find in this section of this forum when you saw the post thread??? my point is you should know what to expect before you go there so dont be surprised or offended by what you read. i will agree to disagree i found it amusing and im not alone it would seem.

              jeremy beadle has asked that his remains be turned into compost and spread over his garden. he is returning in the autumn with a new show " watchout beadles a sprout"!!!!!

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              • #8
                i commented because i wanted to and i can, simple as that, and as what i expect to find on the joke site, jokes. i know i have been leaving them long enough now!!!!!. i will leave it at that though enough said

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                • #9
                  Nice one Mark but he is still entertaining

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                  • #10
                    The man entered our radar as the result of being a TV personality -a purveyor of pap - 15 million viewers and voted the most orrible man on TV suggests that his show was popular despite him. It's lovely to see that other bearded institution Edmonds paying homage to a fellow chancer. I seem to remember some twisted little toryisms issuing forth from Beadle from time to time. I'm sure his family and friends aren't lurking here but it goes without saying the people he's left behind are sad and that. My Dad was just as good as Beadle and didn't have a stupid face sculpting beard job to hide his fat liitle face. My dad wasn't on the news when he died neither was the young lass down the road who passed away recently. Beadle was Crap and made a mint out of being crap.

                    And how did he raise this £100 million - did he climb 16000 mountains

                    **** Beadle he was rubbish - Vernon Kaye £2 million pound contract they'll be naming universities after that plank next - sheesh
                    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                    • #11
                      Was Beadle not one of those Chris de Burgh nobbers who were going to leave the country if labour "Got In" ?
                      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                      • #12
                        we are having a minutes silence at work tomorrow for jermy, we have to wait until the big hand meet the little hand, so i guess its 12 0 , clock.
                        made in s.w. scotland.
                        06/01/1964.

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                        • #13
                          i just love text message jokes.

                          Nice one Charlie, can you come to my wake and do a speech.... you made sense when my Nana died........ you *******.

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                          • #14
                            Apparently when the undertakers were preparing Jeremy's body it was noticable that he had a tiny willy...but on the other hand it looks massive.
                            A bad days fishing is better than a good day at work.

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                            • #15
                              They are having trouble reading his will.......











                              It's in shorthand

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