Coma

[MickA]

When the nurse was giving the female coma patient her daily bed bath she noticed the woman\'s eyelids flicker when she was sponging over her furry patch. Immediately she summoned a doctor and showed hm what had happened. The doctor seeing a glimmer of hope thought if a light sponging was getting a reaction then a bit more stimulus may bring her out of the coma. He rang the husband and told him to come to the hospital. On his arrival the doctor advised him of the happenings and told him he would have to have oral sex with his wife. Quite eagerly the husband went into his wife\'s room. About 10 minutes later the doctor heard a scream for help. He rushed into the room to find the woman dead. \"My god man, what happened here\" he
said. \"I\'m not sure\" replied the husband, \"I think she must have choked\"