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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 51-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked
"It’s a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I Went back to her place.
As we got through the front door she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mam, you still awake!?"
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked
"It’s a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I Went back to her place.
As we got through the front door she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mam, you still awake!?"