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Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several
glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his
personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to
see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold
urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgible!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hilary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hilary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom,
the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hilary were getting ready for bed,
Hilary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who ****ed in your
saxophone".
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several
glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his
personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to
see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold
urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgible!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hilary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hilary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom,
the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hilary were getting ready for bed,
Hilary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who ****ed in your
saxophone".