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An elderly man walks into his doctor’s office and starts talking about his wife.
"Doc, I just can't seem to get it up anymore and the wife wants me to start trying oral sex. I've been with that woman for more than 50 years and I haven't once gone there and I don't plan on doing it anytime soon."
"Well," the doctor replies "you could always try using Viagra"
"No way in hell am I going to start using that. It’s hard enough talking to you about it, there's no way that I'm going to talk to a pharmacist when I have to go and buy the stuff".
So the old man leaves the doctor's office and gets home and his wife asks him "So what did you find out?", the old man simply walks away pondering his future and finally agrees to give his wife oral sex.
So the next night he gets down and starts to give her oral sex and he notices an odd smell.
"Geez, what's that smell?" said the old man.
"Oh, that's my arthritis" exclaims the wife.
"You've got arthritis in your pussy?!?"
"No, in my arm, I haven't been able to wipe my arse for 2 months now."
"Doc, I just can't seem to get it up anymore and the wife wants me to start trying oral sex. I've been with that woman for more than 50 years and I haven't once gone there and I don't plan on doing it anytime soon."
"Well," the doctor replies "you could always try using Viagra"
"No way in hell am I going to start using that. It’s hard enough talking to you about it, there's no way that I'm going to talk to a pharmacist when I have to go and buy the stuff".
So the old man leaves the doctor's office and gets home and his wife asks him "So what did you find out?", the old man simply walks away pondering his future and finally agrees to give his wife oral sex.
So the next night he gets down and starts to give her oral sex and he notices an odd smell.
"Geez, what's that smell?" said the old man.
"Oh, that's my arthritis" exclaims the wife.
"You've got arthritis in your pussy?!?"
"No, in my arm, I haven't been able to wipe my arse for 2 months now."
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