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One day at the Man United training ground, and an hour before they are due to finish, Sir Angry Ferguson says \"Lads, I’m gonna have to leave an hour early. Just carry on training and I’ll see you tomorrow.\" So they carry on and leave at the normal time.
The next day, Sir Alex says, \"sorry again lads, but I’m gonna have to leave an hour early again. A spot of private business to attend to.\" When he\'s gone, Roy Keane says, \"forget this, if he\'s going then I am too,\" and he takes off.
The next day, the same happens. \"Sorry lads, gonna have to leave early again.\" So Keane says, \"Come on lads, lets all go home, he\'ll not know\". So they all went home.
When Phil Neville got back to his house, he saw the gaffer\'s car on the drive. So he quietly opened the door, sneaked upstairs and peeped through the bedroom door, only to be shocked by the sight of Ferguson making love to his wife.
Rather stunned, Neville left the house and goes for a walk. When he noticed the car had gone, he went back into the house.
The following day at training, Sir Alex says, \"Gotta go again lads, sorry. Some private stuff to attend to.\" Once again, Keane says, \"Come on lads, lets all go home again.\"
To which Neville replies, \"forget that, I almost got caught yesterday!\"
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The next day, Sir Alex says, \"sorry again lads, but I’m gonna have to leave an hour early again. A spot of private business to attend to.\" When he\'s gone, Roy Keane says, \"forget this, if he\'s going then I am too,\" and he takes off.
The next day, the same happens. \"Sorry lads, gonna have to leave early again.\" So Keane says, \"Come on lads, lets all go home, he\'ll not know\". So they all went home.
When Phil Neville got back to his house, he saw the gaffer\'s car on the drive. So he quietly opened the door, sneaked upstairs and peeped through the bedroom door, only to be shocked by the sight of Ferguson making love to his wife.
Rather stunned, Neville left the house and goes for a walk. When he noticed the car had gone, he went back into the house.
The following day at training, Sir Alex says, \"Gotta go again lads, sorry. Some private stuff to attend to.\" Once again, Keane says, \"Come on lads, lets all go home again.\"
To which Neville replies, \"forget that, I almost got caught yesterday!\"
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