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A woman stow's away on a ship with the help of a deckhand destined for a new life elsewhere. After 5 days at sea the woman is discovered and brought before the captain who ask's her what she is doing on his boat and how she got there. It's simple she replies... I'm a stowaway looking for a new life in a new country, your deckhand sneaked me on board and hid me downstairs, twice a day he brings me food and in return I allowed him to take my virginity... the captain suddenly bursts into a fit of laughter... puzzled the lady asks - what are you laughing at? Youv'e never been screwed before? You have now - this is the South Shields ferry!!!
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