Why you need private health insurance

[Safetyman]

A woman was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! ......
Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh well... in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly,

"Same illness, but he’s with BUPA."

[regpude]

dont know how you get away with them,the mods must see you coming,good in.

[waco]

dont know how you get away with them,the mods must see you coming,good in.

good un mate
nowt wrong with it
there is a hell of a lot worse on tv most nights from 9pm onwards

[Safetyman]

I try to make sure they jokes don't offend anyone so it's good to know that passed the test