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RECTUM DEODORANT, POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry', says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any!'
But I always buy it here,' says the blonde 'Do you have the container
that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'YES', said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the
container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to
her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
....(Wait for it).....
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry', says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any!'
But I always buy it here,' says the blonde 'Do you have the container
that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'YES', said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the
container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to
her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
....(Wait for it).....
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'