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A man enters the confessional and says "Bless me father for I have
>sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex
>with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the
>sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
>
>Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
>months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice
>a week for the last two months. "This time the priest asks, "Who is this
>Fannie Green?"
>
>"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
>"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
>
>The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
>sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes
>fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front
>of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
>emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits
>down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
>
>The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, "Is that Fannie
>Green?"
>
>The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off
>her shoes".
>sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex
>with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the
>sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
>
>Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
>months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice
>a week for the last two months. "This time the priest asks, "Who is this
>Fannie Green?"
>
>"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
>"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
>
>The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
>sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes
>fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front
>of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
>emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits
>down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
>
>The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, "Is that Fannie
>Green?"
>
>The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off
>her shoes".