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    Julie Andrews Turns 69, this is hysterical


    To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie
    Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall
    for the benefi t of the AARP.

    One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from
    the legendary movie "Sound Of Music".

    Here are the lyrics she used:

    Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
    Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
    Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids and glasses,
    Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the pipes leak,
    When the bones creak,
    When the knees go bad,
    I simply remember my favorite things,
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
    No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
    Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
    Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
    And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
    When we remember our favorite things.

    When the joints ache,
    When the hips break,
    the eyes grow dim,
    Then I remember the great life I've had,
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
    over four minutes and repeated encores.)

    Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who would
    appreciate it.
    old fishermen never die--they just put there rods away

  • #2
    Absolute gem.LOL

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