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After her seventh child Veronica decides that she needs a little bit of a tidy up down below as the bomb doors have lost all their stretch and won\'t close. So off she goes to the docs. He in turn refers her to a plastic surgeon who advises Veronica that he will be able to trim off the excess and with a little nip and a tuck here and there, he can return her badly packed kebab back to its former glory, like a little piggy bank slot. Veronica is overjoyed and the operation is arranged. After the operation she awakes to find 3 roses at the bottom of the bed. She enquires with the nurse as to who they are from. \"The first one is from the surgeon\" replies the nurse, \"He was so pleased, you were a model patient and everything went exactly to plan\". \"The second one is from your husband. He\'s so excited and can\'t wait to get you home. He says it\'ll be the first time he\'ll have touched the sides in years\". \"Yes, I can\'t wait to get home either\" replies Veronica. She looks at the third rose. The nurse sees the puzzled expression on her face \"That one\'s from Eric, He\'s a patient on the burns unit. He just wanted to thank you for the new ears\".
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