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Traffic cop stops a guy in a 30 zone doing 70!!
Cop says "Do you know how fast you were going"
Guy in the car say "yeah!! i was in a hurry"
The policeman stunned at the guys arrogence replies "and where were you going in such a hurry"
The guy replies "well i've just shot the wife, her bodies in the boot and the guns in the glove box".
The stunned copper radios for backup and its not long before the armed responce unit are on the scene. the copper briefs his DI and he strolls over to the car.
"Please could you take your keys out the ignition and through them out the winod" he commands.
"No problem" the man replies
"Now can you pop the boot"
"sure thing" he replies
looking inside they see no body, and a quick search of the glove box reviels no gun.
the DI walks over to the guy in the car and says "my officer said you had a body in the boot and a gun in the glove box"
guy replies "bet you he said i was bloody speeding aswell"
Cop says "Do you know how fast you were going"
Guy in the car say "yeah!! i was in a hurry"
The policeman stunned at the guys arrogence replies "and where were you going in such a hurry"
The guy replies "well i've just shot the wife, her bodies in the boot and the guns in the glove box".
The stunned copper radios for backup and its not long before the armed responce unit are on the scene. the copper briefs his DI and he strolls over to the car.
"Please could you take your keys out the ignition and through them out the winod" he commands.
"No problem" the man replies
"Now can you pop the boot"
"sure thing" he replies
looking inside they see no body, and a quick search of the glove box reviels no gun.
the DI walks over to the guy in the car and says "my officer said you had a body in the boot and a gun in the glove box"
guy replies "bet you he said i was bloody speeding aswell"
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