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The funeral company doing Pavaroti's funeral have had to order a bigger car from japan so they can get his coffin in they have ordered a Nissan Dorma.
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give a man a fish and feed him for a day - teach the man to fish and feed him for life!!!! -
I don't get it....
...oh hang on just got it!!
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I had a bit of a weep going through the Tyne Tunnel yesterday listening to the Italian version of Captain Pugwash with the big hanky singing that song.
Another legend gone - Steve Urwin and now Pav
"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"Comment
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Aye they're selling his records for 2 tenners now.
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they were just going to go on tour but pavaroti died so they have signed up george michael to take his place and they have named themselves
the two tenners and a nine bob note
slessComment
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I have just worked out the cost of Pavarotti's coffin.
A sheet of M.D.F. = Ł5.65
Glue = Ł1.90
Handles/Screws = Ł1.50
Varnish = Ł0.95
See, you can make a coffin for a tenor !If all about you are catching fish, cast in their swim !!!Comment
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lol Sless just got this oneOriginally posted by sless View Post
Good news!
Now that Pavarotti has passed on ,the three tenors have decided to keep up
there numbers by inviting Sir Elton John to join them, they will henceforth
be called:
TWO TENORS AND A NINE BOB NOTE
Cheers Alan...Comment
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Ok, If I must...
St Peter, "Name?"
man at gate, "Pavarotti"
St Peter, "hang on a sec, GOD!!" HERES THAT TENOR I OWE YOU!"
sorry lads.Maker and inventor of CANNYLINKS, the best rotten bottom system bar none. IMHO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOWm18-UD6EComment
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Having been "spammed" by a fellow NESA member (he know's who he is ) since the lardy ones demise I have the following to share:
"I had a bet on Pavarotti reaching 75 years of age.....I've just lost a Tenor"
"Pavarottis family have been ringing around the funeral parlors asking they can organise a funeral for a tenner - they were told to f*** off and hung up"Ooh a new vid!
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i have just had a phone call from his missus asking if i want any of his clothes before she throws them out = cheeky bitchgive a man a fish and feed him for a day - teach the man to fish and feed him for life!!!!Comment
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To save gas, Pavarotti will be cremated by microwave. As they say in opera, "It's not over till the fat man pings"
Cheers, Keith.Comment
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