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>>> IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
>>>
>>>Artery............... The study of paintings.
>>>Bacteria............. Back door to cafeteria.
>>>Barium............... What doctors do when patients
>>>die.
>>>Benign............... What you be, after you be
>>>eight.
>>>Caesarean Section.... A neighbourhood in Rome.
>>>Catscan.............. Searching for Kitty.
>>>Cauterize............ Made eye contact with her.
>>>Colic................ A sheep dog.
>>>Coma................. A punctuation mark.
>>>Dilate............... To live long.
>>>Enema................ Not a friend.
>>>Fester............... Quicker than someone else.
>>>Fibula............... A small lie.
>>>Impotent............. Distinguished, well known.
>>>Labour Pain.......... Getting hurt at work.
>>>Medical Staff........ A Doctor's cane.
>>>Morbid............... A higher offer.
>>>Nitrates............. Cheaper than day rates.
>>>Node................. I knew it.
>>>Outpatient........... A person who has fainted.
>>>Pelvis............... Second cousin to Elvis.
>>>Post Operative....... A letter carrier.
>>>Recovery Room...... Place to do upholstery.
>>>Rectum............... Nearly killed him.
>>>Secretion............ Hiding something.
>>>Seizure.............. Roman emperor.
>>>Tablet............... A small table.
>>>Terminal Illness..... Getting sick at the airport.
>>>Tumour............... One plus one more.
>>>Urine................ Opposite of you're out.
>>>2xCondoms............ To be sure, to be sure!
>>>
>>>Artery............... The study of paintings.
>>>Bacteria............. Back door to cafeteria.
>>>Barium............... What doctors do when patients
>>>die.
>>>Benign............... What you be, after you be
>>>eight.
>>>Caesarean Section.... A neighbourhood in Rome.
>>>Catscan.............. Searching for Kitty.
>>>Cauterize............ Made eye contact with her.
>>>Colic................ A sheep dog.
>>>Coma................. A punctuation mark.
>>>Dilate............... To live long.
>>>Enema................ Not a friend.
>>>Fester............... Quicker than someone else.
>>>Fibula............... A small lie.
>>>Impotent............. Distinguished, well known.
>>>Labour Pain.......... Getting hurt at work.
>>>Medical Staff........ A Doctor's cane.
>>>Morbid............... A higher offer.
>>>Nitrates............. Cheaper than day rates.
>>>Node................. I knew it.
>>>Outpatient........... A person who has fainted.
>>>Pelvis............... Second cousin to Elvis.
>>>Post Operative....... A letter carrier.
>>>Recovery Room...... Place to do upholstery.
>>>Rectum............... Nearly killed him.
>>>Secretion............ Hiding something.
>>>Seizure.............. Roman emperor.
>>>Tablet............... A small table.
>>>Terminal Illness..... Getting sick at the airport.
>>>Tumour............... One plus one more.
>>>Urine................ Opposite of you're out.
>>>2xCondoms............ To be sure, to be sure!
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