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My wife is a teacher, over the years, shes told me loads of stuff kids say.
Ive often told her she should write a book. but there you go.
anyway, these are GENUINE things her pupils have said/done.
While teaching at Fenham, she told her class to write about their best friends, one girl wrote..
"My best friends name is Pretty, ( Pretty was a cute black girl in Sheilas class)
Pretty has curly black hair, big brown eyes, and bright red tits".
Sheila was stunned, how could she correct the girl without embarrassing her?
until Pretty stood up, with her curly black hair, big brown eyes, and bright red tights.
One young lad had been reported, for saying "rude" things to a girl. He was taken to the heads office, and told that the PIRS ( Passive Infra Red Sensors) were cameras, and he should admit what hed said, because hed be found out anyway, and he was to write it down.
saheila watched him, writing, B ooo b z, no , B OO B Y Z, no B OO B Z Y ,
till he finally wrote BBOBZY!
What does that say?? he was asked.
BOOBIES Mrs Hunter.
I think you said more than that, he was told.
after ten mins blushing, he finally looked up and asked..
Mrs Hunter...
How do yo spell fanny?
I kid you not.
AN inspector was askng kids at a yorkshire country school about the sheep visible from the school window,
I want you to count the sheep you see from the window, he said.
one lad was nonchalant, taking no notice.
"Why arent you counting the sheep?" asked the inspector,
"I dont need to, theyre me dads" was the reply.
Ive often told her she should write a book. but there you go.
anyway, these are GENUINE things her pupils have said/done.
While teaching at Fenham, she told her class to write about their best friends, one girl wrote..
"My best friends name is Pretty, ( Pretty was a cute black girl in Sheilas class)
Pretty has curly black hair, big brown eyes, and bright red tits".
Sheila was stunned, how could she correct the girl without embarrassing her?
until Pretty stood up, with her curly black hair, big brown eyes, and bright red tights.
One young lad had been reported, for saying "rude" things to a girl. He was taken to the heads office, and told that the PIRS ( Passive Infra Red Sensors) were cameras, and he should admit what hed said, because hed be found out anyway, and he was to write it down.
saheila watched him, writing, B ooo b z, no , B OO B Y Z, no B OO B Z Y ,
till he finally wrote BBOBZY!
What does that say?? he was asked.
BOOBIES Mrs Hunter.
I think you said more than that, he was told.
after ten mins blushing, he finally looked up and asked..
Mrs Hunter...
How do yo spell fanny?
I kid you not.
AN inspector was askng kids at a yorkshire country school about the sheep visible from the school window,
I want you to count the sheep you see from the window, he said.
one lad was nonchalant, taking no notice.
"Why arent you counting the sheep?" asked the inspector,
"I dont need to, theyre me dads" was the reply.
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