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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell.
The other farmer says, \"Yeah, I\'ve got this great rooster, named Kenny.
He\'ll service every chicken you got, no problem.\"
Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he\'d
be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first,
giving the rooster a pep talk.
\"I want you to pace yourself now. You\'ve got a lot of chickens to service
here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I\'ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have
some fun,\" the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and
Kenny took off like a shot.
WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny
is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once
again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won\'t even
last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find
Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a
colourful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says,
\"Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down,
now look what you\'ve done to yourself.\"
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
says, \"Shhh, fanny\".
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell.
The other farmer says, \"Yeah, I\'ve got this great rooster, named Kenny.
He\'ll service every chicken you got, no problem.\"
Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he\'d
be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first,
giving the rooster a pep talk.
\"I want you to pace yourself now. You\'ve got a lot of chickens to service
here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I\'ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have
some fun,\" the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and
Kenny took off like a shot.
WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny
is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once
again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won\'t even
last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find
Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a
colourful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says,
\"Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down,
now look what you\'ve done to yourself.\"
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
says, \"Shhh, fanny\".
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