Capital letters

[Safetyman]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the use of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalisation is the difference between helping your “Uncle Jack off a horse”, and helping your “uncle jack off a horse."

Now you understand why we need capital letters