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> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male,
>in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
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> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with
>lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.
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> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
>home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a
>pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles
>or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone
>interview.
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> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
>picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
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> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
>was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
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> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
>approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
>Taylor approached him.
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> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
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> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
>Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
>Lawrence .
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> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having s * x with
>a pumpkin?"
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> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
>looked me straight in the face and said.....
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> "A pumpkin?
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> F*ck me..... is it midnight already??"
>in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
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> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with
>lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.
>
>
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
>home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a
>pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles
>or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone
>interview.
>
>
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
>picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
>
> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
>was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
>approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
>Taylor approached him.
>
>
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
>
>
>
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
>Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
>Lawrence .
>
>
>
> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having s * x with
>a pumpkin?"
>
>
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
>looked me straight in the face and said.....
>
>
>
> "A pumpkin?
>
>
>
> F*ck me..... is it midnight already??"