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    It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to visit the zoo. They spent the
    whole day there and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage. The man noticed the
    gorilla looking at his wife. \"I think that gorilla is getting excited looking at your t#ts,\" he said.
    \"Why don\'t you take your blouse off and we\'ll see what he does?\"
    At first the wife declined. But finally, persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.
    The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.\"Hey,\" the husband said,
    \"Let\'s really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we\'ll see what he does.\"
    Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He
    climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.
    The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.
    \"Now,\" said the husband, \"Try telling that mother###ker you have a headache!\"
    Cheers Alan...

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    lol
    "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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