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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won\'t
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, \"I have a question to ask you, but I don\'t want to offend you.\"
She answers, \"My son, you cannot offend me. When you\'re as old as I am and
have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I\'m sure that there\'s nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive.\"
\"Well, I\'ve always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.\"
She responds, \"Well, let\'s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.\"
The cab driver is very excited and says, \"Yes, I am single; and I\'m Catholic
too!\"
\"OK\" the Nun says. \"Pull into the next alley.\" He does and the Nun fulfils
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
\"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?\"
\"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. must confess, I\'m married
and I\'m Jewish.\"
The nun says, \"That\'s OK, my name is Kevin and I\'m on my way to a Halloween
party.\"
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, \"I have a question to ask you, but I don\'t want to offend you.\"
She answers, \"My son, you cannot offend me. When you\'re as old as I am and
have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I\'m sure that there\'s nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive.\"
\"Well, I\'ve always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.\"
She responds, \"Well, let\'s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.\"
The cab driver is very excited and says, \"Yes, I am single; and I\'m Catholic
too!\"
\"OK\" the Nun says. \"Pull into the next alley.\" He does and the Nun fulfils
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
\"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?\"
\"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. must confess, I\'m married
and I\'m Jewish.\"
The nun says, \"That\'s OK, my name is Kevin and I\'m on my way to a Halloween
party.\"