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    Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is
    absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new
    audience He asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little
    old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at
    the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

    Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied
    career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then
    goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes
    the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts
    "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".

    A bit pee'd by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives
    straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B-flat minor
    chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this
    impromptu show of his technical expertise.

    The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a
    jazz chord".

    Well and truly peeved that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate
    his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass,
    You get up here and do it!"

    The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and
    starts to sing...........





    "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

  • #2
    Groan Lol!
    "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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    • #3
      must be the same guy who asked Cliff Richard to sing "tits and fanny". Cliff was very put off by the guy as he does not believe in bad language being the christian that he is.

      the guy demands cliff to sing "tits and fanny"

      Cliff states that he does not know that one and the guy must choose another.

      Unperterbed the jap asks again for "tits and fanny"

      Cliff again states that he does not like bad language and does not know the song in question and asks the guy to sing it for him

      the jap replies with

















      "tits and fanny that we dont talk any more!!!"
      give a man a fish and feed him for a day - teach the man to fish and feed him for life!!!!

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      • #4
        Not heard either of them in ages ,nice one lads
        You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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