Slippers

[alan]

My Father in Law was in hospital last week for a operation,he was chatting to the lad in the next bed when i turned up to see him,his mate said
"I cant sleep in here,the bloke the other side of me is the only ba#tard I know that has segs in his slippers"

I nearly pmsl,my father in law nearly burst his stitches

[sless]

thats the funniest thing i have heard for a long time
hahaha
it might be the bud ice
but im wiping the tears from my face