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    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon













    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk.
    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate





















    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.
    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.




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  • #2
    Hmmmmm I could say all of the first two sets of words ,however I did struggle with the sentences at the end and it's only 7.20 lol.
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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    • #3
      grow up how old are you
      cheers

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