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One for the Geordies
Glenn Roeder has signed the best player ever to come out of Iraq,he has top scored for the last 3 seasons and also been voted player of the year.
His first game is on the bench against Liverpool,and at half time Newcastle are 3-0 down.He puts on the Iraqi who scores 5 and they win 5-3
First thing he does is phone his mam with the marvellous news,but she says
"Son I'm not bothered.your sister has been raped and murdered,your dad has been blown up in a car bomb attack and your brother has been beheaded by militants"
He said "Oh Mam I'm sorry what can I say"
She replied
"You're the ******* who moved us to Newcastle"
His first game is on the bench against Liverpool,and at half time Newcastle are 3-0 down.He puts on the Iraqi who scores 5 and they win 5-3
First thing he does is phone his mam with the marvellous news,but she says
"Son I'm not bothered.your sister has been raped and murdered,your dad has been blown up in a car bomb attack and your brother has been beheaded by militants"
He said "Oh Mam I'm sorry what can I say"
She replied
"You're the ******* who moved us to Newcastle"