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>>>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
>>>are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
>>>about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ... er ...
>>>pathetic
>>>
>>>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
>>>wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
>>>distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said
>>>in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm
>>>really stumped."
>>>
>>>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
>>>will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk
>>>out on a relationship like this"
>>>
>>>After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
>>>consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if
>>>we called her Heather.
>>>
>>>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
>>>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if
>>>an agreement was signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to
>>>stand on.
>>>
>>>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may
>>>have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to
>>>get her leg over".
>>>
>>>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
>>>cause.
>>>Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at
>>>night and find her legless."
>>>
>>>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
>>>that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic
>>>leg for Christmas, but he claimed that was just a stocking-filler.
>>>
>>>A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
>>>"I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try
>>>Paul McCartney."
>>>
>>>Finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
>>>
>>>I lay upon a grassy bank
>>>
>>>My hands were all a quiver
>>>
>>>I unhooked her suspender belt...
>>>.. and her leg fell in the river.
>>>
>>>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she
>>>has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill
>>>her shoe.
cheers
mark
>>>are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
>>>about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ... er ...
>>>pathetic
>>>
>>>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
>>>wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
>>>distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said
>>>in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm
>>>really stumped."
>>>
>>>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
>>>will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk
>>>out on a relationship like this"
>>>
>>>After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
>>>consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if
>>>we called her Heather.
>>>
>>>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
>>>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if
>>>an agreement was signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to
>>>stand on.
>>>
>>>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may
>>>have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to
>>>get her leg over".
>>>
>>>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
>>>cause.
>>>Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at
>>>night and find her legless."
>>>
>>>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
>>>that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic
>>>leg for Christmas, but he claimed that was just a stocking-filler.
>>>
>>>A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
>>>"I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try
>>>Paul McCartney."
>>>
>>>Finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
>>>
>>>I lay upon a grassy bank
>>>
>>>My hands were all a quiver
>>>
>>>I unhooked her suspender belt...
>>>.. and her leg fell in the river.
>>>
>>>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she
>>>has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill
>>>her shoe.
cheers
mark