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Chicken farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is
a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also
celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they
clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a
child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a
chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but
today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your
chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a
coincidence..."
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is
a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also
celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they
clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a
child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a
chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but
today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your
chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a
coincidence..."
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