Indian Curry Rhapsody

[Clare]

[i] Naan, Just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head,
Had Lime Pickle now he\'s dead,
Naan, Dinners just begun,
But now I\'m gonna crap it all away
Naan, ooh ooh
Didn\'t mean to make you cry,
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinners gone,
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion Bhaji, I\'ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, ooh ooh
This Dopazia is so mild
I sometime wish we\'d never come here at all

<<GUITAR SOLO>>

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
Meat!
Byriani (byriani)
Byriani (byriani)
Byriani and Naan
(a Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I\'ve eaten balti, somebody help me
He eaten balti get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back
Because the loo is quarantined....
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I Chunder
No!
It\'s coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, its coming up again (there he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I\'m on my knees
On his knees, oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor Me...poor me...poor meee!

<<GUITAR SOLO>>

So you think you chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you\'ll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here

<<GUITAR SOLO>>
{slow bit}

Korma, sag or bhuna
Bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meeeeeee.........
Anyway the wind blows......oooshshshsh