Catalogue Women

[Ian Alexander]

Paddy and Mick are looking at the Littlewoods catalogue,

"Some fine looking women in here" says Paddy,
"Aye at reasonable prices too" replies Mick, "Lets order a couple!"

So a month goes by and Paddy calls Mick,

"Any sign of those women we ordered Mick?" he asks,
"No", replies Mick, "But it shouldn't be long now........their clothes arrived yesterday".

[marco1967]

paddy loses both ears in an accident , murphy suggests having a transplant using pigs ears - weeks go by and paddy has the op , murphy says , hows your hearing paddy , paddy says ,its not bad but some days I get a bit of crackling !!!

[2 Rods]

paddy and mick are walking down the falls road. when paddy spots a sandwich in the road with a battery and wires sticking out of it.Mick phones the bomb squad who ask him if its tickin he replies no i think it cheese and tomato.

[marco1967]

paddy and mick walk into a job centre and ask about the job in the window for " tree fellers " , paddy says can we still apply because there's only 2 of us .