Hole in the wall

[alan]

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running
a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper
off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home... with the
chain
still attached to the machine... with their bumper still attached to the
chain... with their vehicle\'s license plate still attached to the bumper.

They were quickly arrested.