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A thief burst into ! a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and
carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, \"FREEZE,
MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F***-UP!\"
For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard
completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his
life, because he\'d been about to draw his gun. He couldn\'t have drawn and
fired
before the thief got him. The embarrassed thief ran away and is still at
large.
In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall
engraved with the words, \"Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!\"
carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, \"FREEZE,
MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F***-UP!\"
For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard
completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his
life, because he\'d been about to draw his gun. He couldn\'t have drawn and
fired
before the thief got him. The embarrassed thief ran away and is still at
large.
In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall
engraved with the words, \"Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!\"