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Subject: Italian girls first date
Her Nonna said, "Sita here ana letame tella you about thosa younga
boys.
He's agonna try ana kissa you, you are agonna lika dat, but don'ta let
Him ado dat. He's agonna try ana kissa you breasts. You are agonna lika
Dat too, but don'ta let him ado dat. But, mosta importanta, he's agonna
Try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna lika dat too, but don'ta let him
Ado dat. Doing dat will disgraca da familia."
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With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. Next day
she reports to grandma that her date went just like she had predicted.
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"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just
Turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted.
Her Nonna said, "Sita here ana letame tella you about thosa younga
boys.
He's agonna try ana kissa you, you are agonna lika dat, but don'ta let
Him ado dat. He's agonna try ana kissa you breasts. You are agonna lika
Dat too, but don'ta let him ado dat. But, mosta importanta, he's agonna
Try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna lika dat too, but don'ta let him
Ado dat. Doing dat will disgraca da familia."
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With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. Next day
she reports to grandma that her date went just like she had predicted.
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"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just
Turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted.