BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD
Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher
asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry
etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher
asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry
etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
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