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> talking dog for sale
>
> A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a
house:
>
> "Talking Dog For Sale."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yes," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's the story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I
> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
Garda
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one
> figured a dog
> would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight
> years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I
> wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a
> job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
> suspicious
> characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings
and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies,
and
> now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for
> the dog.
>
> "Ten euros," the man says.
>
> "Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****e"
>
>
> A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a
house:
>
> "Talking Dog For Sale."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yes," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's the story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I
> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
Garda
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one
> figured a dog
> would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight
> years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I
> wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a
> job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
> suspicious
> characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings
and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies,
and
> now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for
> the dog.
>
> "Ten euros," the man says.
>
> "Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****e"
>
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